weaving spiders come not here

Welcome to The Bohemian Grove. It is owned by us, The Bohemian Club. The club was formed in 1872 and started our annual encampment in 1878, but we have only been settled here in bohemian grove since 1893, which we finally purchased in 1899. Oh, I see you’ve noticed out beautiful owl statue. What’s that you asked? Yes, 40 feet tall. Impressive, i know. It was designed by our two time president Haig Patigain in the 20s and has served as the “backdrop” for the Cremation of Care since 1929. Oh, you don’t know what the cremation of care is. Well… Hm.. how can i explain without sounding..well… insane. Well, basically we have a huge ritualistic ceremony where we sacrifice an “effigy” of a child (which represents our cares in life) in front of this giant owl statue. Why an owl you say? Well, the owl has served as our symbol for some time. Some like to think it stands for wisdom but many of us know it is a representation of Molech.  molech? Oh Molech or Moloch are names given to a idol refered to in the Bible refered to as a “horned creature” often depicted as a bull or in our case, a horned owl. Yeah, people would sacrifice their children to moloch to hope to gain his favor. No, don’t worry. we don’t use real children. well, not anymore. and wven in the old days it’s not like they were OUR children. haha. Women? No we don’t allow any women here, and don’t let these other boys here you talking like that. It’s a touchy subject, but don’t worry there are plenty of friendly men around here and we can even get some discrete working boys to do whatever you need. Who else comes here? Pretty much anyone who matters. Every Republican U.S. president since 1923 (as well as some Democrats), many cabinet officials, directors and CEOs of large corporations including major financial institutions. Major military contractors, oil companies, banks (including the Federal Reserve), utilities (including nuclear power) and national media (broadcast and print) have high-ranking officials as club members or guests. Why, we even had the ol’ terminator out this year! Anyway, let me show you some pictures from our scrapbook.

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